Thank you Chief Minister, yet again

Dear Chief Minister,

Please accept my sincere thanks. I will tell you why.

5 years ago when you came to power, I was one of the many who rejoiced. When you said that you would meet the press every week, I was over-joyed.

5 x 52 weeks have passed. And you met the press once.

The state was then ruled by a sycophantic conglomerate that whiled away its time ogling at semi-clad actresses gyrate on stage. Now that does not happen. However, I don’t know what you and your govt do.

The state was, albeit 40 years ago, the knowledge capital of the country. Today, it is the ‘water’ capital of the country – literally and figuratively. Chennai either doesn’t have water or has an abundance of it.

I often thought your ministers had hunched backs. But later I learnt that their backs were bent due to an occupational hazard of having had to bend while standing in attention with hands folded, in mock respect.

You promised ‘corruption-free’ governance. What I got was ‘free’ corruption. Yes, either there was corruption or it was ‘free’ and hence corrupt.

I have not forgotten you. But I never understood why you had to remind me of your face when ever I step out of home – in the form of posters, billboards et al.

I wanted ministers who could speak. But what I  got was a bunch of people that repeated what it said and repeatedly said what it repeated.

I can still recall Karunanidhi’s ministers by name. What they ministered is a different matter. But they had a name and I could remember them. The only minister I can remember in your government is you.

I expected rapid turn-around in governance. And I got an assembly resolution to release Rajiv killers.

I didn’t expect statesmen in your team. But I got a bunch who were biological men who couldn’t stand up to what they were expected to stand up for. I wanted them to stand up for what they believed in but found that they didn’t know what they believed in.

I wanted men and women in your team who could speak and act. What I got in return was a group of bench tappers.

The state of Tamil Nadu had produced such stalwarts like R.Venkatraman, O.V.Alagesan, Kamaraj and Rajaji. Though I didn’t expect your ministers to be like these folks, I got only a group of bench bangers.

Name one awe inspiring act of your government and I will change my name to ‘Blistering Barnacles’. Other than keeping the other bunch of looters out of power, I am searching for some contribution of your government to the betterment of the state.

The more countries I visit, the more depressed I am. The Japanese Prime Minister walks with the commuters. Even Obama’s motorcade needs just 3 mins of traffic hold-up in New York. So, what is so special about TN?

Didn’t you find even one English speaking minister in you cabinet? The ex-BJP MP Maitreyan who joined your chorus brigade – where is he now? Why not allocate some decent work for the guy?

Your government has the dubious distinction of making people disappear into thin air at the drop of a hat. Not sure what the trick is. If one face from your party appears in a TV talk-show, then he would be expelled by you in the next one week or so. I think that people wanting to leave your party only take part in TV talks. And what a mess they make!

Neither are the opposition speakers on TV any good. They flounder and stutter and swear at one another. If only you had some speakers whose speech didn’t  start with eulogies to you every time they opened their mouths, your points of view would have been made known. For by the time they finished singing your hosannas, we lost patience and changed channel.

I am not going to talk about the flood management in Chennai. But for the army, some bureaucrats, the NGOs and some well meaning youngsters, the capital would have been washed away, literally.

Dear Chief Minister, the state deserves better than what it has got.

But, is there a choice for us?  Here are the alternatives:

  • 2G looters who can’t count the zeroes in their bank balance.
  • Wood-cutters, armed with pick axes, roaming around to cut off heads of lower caste folks.
  • A semi-conscious alcoholic who never completes a sentence.
  • Other lumpen elements that surface during election time.

‘None of the above’ only seems to be an option for me and hence you have a chance again. So don’t let us down, yet again.

A note before I conclude: Neither MGR nor Annadurai did take anything with them when they departed. This holds good for any body and that includes a Chief Minister as well. As far as possible, do good. If not don’t do what you have been doing this term – in case you were doing anything at all.

You don’t need to transform TN into a Gujarat, but don’t make it a Bihar.

Let me know in case of clarifications. But don’t ask your ministers to talk, for I can’t wait until they finish your hosannas.

Thanks

An Indian aspiring a better future.

P.S: My earlier letter to you and your predecessor.

Thank you CM, yet again

Dear Chief Minister,

Please accept my sincere thanks. I will tell you why.

5 years ago when you came to power, I was one of the many who rejoiced. When you said that you would meet the press every week, I was over-joyed.

5 x 52 weeks have passed. And you met the press once.

The state was then ruled by a sycophantic conglomerate that whiled away its time ogling at semi-clad actresses gyrate on stage. Now that does not happen. However, I don’t know what you and your govt do.

The state was, albeit 40 years ago, the knowledge capital of the country. Today, it is the ‘water’ capital of the country – literally and figuratively. Either there is no water or an abundance of it.

I often thought your ministers had hunched backs. But later I learnt that their backs were bent due to an occupational hazard of having had to bend while standing in attention with hands folded, in mock respect.

You promised ‘corruption-free’ governance. What I got was ‘free’ corruption. Yes, either there is corruption or it is ‘free’ and hence corrupt.

I have not forgotten you. But I never understood why you had to remind me of your face when ever I step out of home – in the form of posters, billboards et al.

I wanted ministers who could speak. But what I  got is a bunch of people who repeat what they say. And they repeatedly say what they repeat.

I can still recall Karunanidhi’s ministers by name. What they ministered is a different matter. But they had a name and I could remember them. The only minister I can remember in your government is you.

I expected rapid turn-around in governance. And I got an assembly resolution to release Rajiv killers.

I didn’t expect statesmen in your team. But I did expect men. Not only biological men but also who would stand for what they believed and know what they believed in.

I wanted men and women in assembly who could speak and act. What I got in return was a bunch of bench tappers.

The state of Tamil Nadu had produced such stalwarts like R.Venkatraman, O.V.Alagesan, Kamaraj and Rajaji. I didn’t expect your ministers to be like those folks. But I didn’t want bench bangers either.

Name one awe inspiring act of your government and I will change my name to ‘Blistering Barnacles’. Other than keeping the other bunch of looters out of power, what is your contribution to the state?

The more countries I visit, the more depressed I am. The Japanese Prime Minister walks with the commuters. Even Obama’s motorcade needs just 3 mins of traffic hold-up in New York. So, what is so special about TN?

Didn’t you find even one English speaking minister in you cabinet? The ex-BJP MP Maitreyan who joined your chorus brigade – where is he now? Why not allocate some decent work for the guy?

Your government has the dubious distinction of making people disappear into thin air at the drop of a hat. Not sure what the trick is. If one face from your party appears in a TV talk-show, then he would be expelled by you in the next one week or so. I think that people wanting to leave your party only take part in TV talks. And what a mess they make!

Neither are the opposition speakers on TV any good. They flounder and stutter and swear at one another. If only you had some speakers whose speech didn’t  start with eulogies to you every time they opened their mouths, your points of view would have been made known. For by the time they finished singing your hosannas, we lost patience and changed channel.

I am not going to talk about the flood management in Chennai. But for the army, some bureaucrats, the NGOs and some well meaning youngsters, the capital would have been washed away, literally.

Dear Chief Minister, the state deserves better than what it has got.

But, is there a choice for us?  Here are the alternatives:

  1. 2G looters who can’t count the zeroes in their bank balance.
  2. Wood-cutters, armed with pick axes, roaming around to cut off heads of lower caste folks.
  3. A semi-conscious alcoholic that doesn’t complete a sentence.
  4. The other lumpen elements that surface during election time.

With the above choice, ‘None of the above’ seems to be the best option. So, it seems, you have a chance again. And don’t let us down, yet again.

Final point before I close: Neither MGR nor Annadurai took anything with them when they departed. And that holds good for any Chief Minister. If at all, do good. If not, refrain from doing what you have been doing so far – just in case you were doing anything at all.

Let me know in case of clarifications. But don’t ask your ministers to talk, for I can’t wait until they finish your hosannas.

Thank you,

An Indian in need of a change

P.S.: My earlier letter to you and your predecessor

Thank you, Chief Minister

Dear Chief Minister – past & present,

Just two words to you. Thank You. For, you have enlightened us in many ways in 4 days. You made us understand what we have and what we don’t have; what we are and what we aren’t.

Fist, what we have:

  1. A Chief Minister who wouldn’t talk to the very people who elected her. Conceit? Probably.
  2. A CM who has aspirations to become a PM but with not even a hundredth of the latter’s attributes.
  3. A whole army of nincompoops. Call them ‘ministers’ at your peril.
  4. A swarm of MLAs who are no better.
  5. A legislature of owls err.. party men who bring disgrace to the hyenas.
  6. A state civil administration that is too inept to even provide direction to the defence services. But can’t blame them as you chose them.
  7. A complete army of sycophants who have made even the Congress party members blush.
  8. A slew of politicians who were so vociferous until the other day on intolerance and other debates but have suddenly lost their speech now.

Second, what we didn’t have:

  1. A leader from the state who would stand by the people.
  2. A leader who could provide proper direction to the administration.
  3. A human being at the helm.
  4. The ‘stars’ who perform rather than whine.
  5. Elected representatives that could talk coherently.

But by all the above, you made us know who we were.

And we are:

  1. One people for whom religion is just an attribute.
  2. One people for whom caste is just an indicator.
  3. The Hindus who let Muslims take shelter in temples.
  4. The Muslims who prepare food for the Hindus.
  5. The Jains who distribute food to the Muslims.
  6. Triplicane brahmins who cook food for the Thondiarpet Christians.
  7. The Sri Rangam Mamis who make chappatis for the Saidapet slum dwellers.
  8. The Ambur Muslims who provide mats for Agraharam Iyers.
  9. The ‘terrorist’ RSS that took care of carrying the dead in flood.
  10. The ‘extremist’ MMK who provide shelter to the Chettiar Hindus.
  11. The 5th standard girl child from Trichy who makes chappatis for unknown friends in Chennai.
  12. The Sikh gents who swim to help the slum dwellers.
  13. The brave army men who battle snakes to save the elderly.
  14. The air force men who save many pregnant women.
  15. The fisherfolk that has saved so many lives that we don’t know how many.
  16. The hundreds of ordinary, non-descript people who opened doors for complete strangers and established ‘Vasudaiva Kudumbakam’- One world one family.

The more you sought to divide us, the more we became one. You tried to divide us on caste, religion and language. But we came together as Indians.

Now we know no Muslim, no Hindu and no Christian. We only know Indians who happen to be Muslims, Christians and Hindus.

And a big thank you, for refusing to show up needing the Prime Minister to make you do your duty.

Thank you, yet again, for showing us that what the state needs is not parochialism or linguistic division or caste based confusion.

Thank you for showing us that Anna-ism, Dravidian-ism, Parochial-ism, Hindu-ism, Brahmin-ism, Non-Brahmin-ism, Islam-ism or whatever ‘ism’ don’t work and the only ‘ism’  that works is Human-ism and that we are bound by National-ism in this effort.

Thank you for bringing out the Indianness in us.

Jai Hind & Good bye.

P.S.:

  1. This applies to all the Chief Ministers of the past 30 or so years.
  2. Here are some pictures showing who we are. ( pics taken from social media )

Iyer and Muslim RSS

Muslim Help Kanchi Mutt ReliefVaishnavaite Jeer in CHurch