How do you kill time ‘officially’ ?

How do you kill time creatively ? Ty attending a ‘conference call’.

A ‘conference call’ is a fantastic invention where you hide behind a phone and carry on what you are doing – eat, sleep, watch TV, play with cat et al, all the while pretending to work.

Attend a typical conference call and you could hear many of the following at the same time:

  1. Telephone ringing
  2. Pressure cooker whistling
  3. Children laughing
  4. Children crying
  5. TV News playing
  6. Swear words
  7. Ambulance
  8. Fire Engines
  9. Wall drilling
  10. Call on-hold music

There is one standard output of a conference call : Nothing.

There is only one decision in a conference call – To have an offline meeting to solve the issue that the conference call was supposed to solve.

So, what can you do while in a conference call :

  1. Play ‘Angry Birds’ on your iPhone.
  2. Clean your ear
  3. Do pushups
  4. Sleep, if you are not doing any one of the above.

How do you kill time 'officially' ?

How do you kill time creatively ? Ty attending a ‘conference call’.

A ‘conference call’ is a fantastic invention where you hide behind a phone and carry on what you are doing – eat, sleep, watch TV, play with cat et al, all the while pretending to work.

Attend a typical conference call and you could hear many of the following at the same time:

  1. Telephone ringing
  2. Pressure cooker whistling
  3. Children laughing
  4. Children crying
  5. TV News playing
  6. Swear words
  7. Ambulance
  8. Fire Engines
  9. Wall drilling
  10. Call on-hold music

There is one standard output of a conference call : Nothing.

There is only one decision in a conference call – To have an offline meeting to solve the issue that the conference call was supposed to solve.

So, what can you do while in a conference call :

  1. Play ‘Angry Birds’ on your iPhone.
  2. Clean your ear
  3. Do pushups
  4. Sleep, if you are not doing any one of the above.
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