My dear Rahul-ji

Dear Shri. Rahul Gandhi-ji. Namaskar. Or is it Salam ? Or Jai Bhim. ?

Sorry, I don’t know what colour you are wearing now – from a janaeu sporting kashmiri pandit to a skull cap sporting Rah-ul-Khan-di, you have acted in many roles. So pardon me.

Shri. Rahul Gandhi, in your spirit of sacrifice that you have imbibed from the days of the Mahatma, you should undertake a padayatra from Kashmir to Kanyakumari, along with the chief minister of the three states that the congress is in power.

Before that you should make the three chief ministers give up power, give up the three govts ( Telangana, Karnataka and Himachal ) citing no confidence on the Election Commission of India. That would make your lineage of sacrifice, extending up to Mahatma Gandhi, self glittering. For the scion of the family that has done many sacrifices for the nation, giving up three governments is nothing big.

Later, Shri.Rahul Gandhi, you should break your alliance with the DMK for the latter’s discard of the Jawahar Navodaya Vidyalayas – the flagship idea of the late Shri.Rajiv Gandhi. (Btw – Rajiv was your late father. Just saying.) You should impose this condition: Bring Navodaya Vidyalaya in TN or I don’t care about your alliance. For, for the Congress, in the spirit of Gandhiji, sacrifice and satyagraha are of supreme importance. Electoral politics comes next.

Next step could be to stage satyagraha at Jantar Mantar and all other places where the Mahatma had done his fasts prior to independence. The agenda : Allow Sam Pitroda to open the Electronic Voting Machines and allow him to review the source code in the chips. Different matter that the EVMs have ROMs and EPROMS and debugging might not be possible. But given Sam’s intelligence, he should be able to do that. In case Sam struggles, you could ask Mani Shankar Iyer to talk continuously for 5 days on Panchayati Raj and Pakistan’s March towards democracy, in front of the EVM. They will break open for sure.

With all these satyagrahas and fasts, Shri.Rahul Gandhi, you would be able to usher India into the grand socialist age of peace, harmony and stability coupled with the glorious days of zero corruption ( minus bofors, hawala, harshad mehta, nagarvala, LIC, common wealth, Adarsh, Submarine, Jeep scam and the other hand full of scams that were prevalent then). Truly hoping for a grand march towards the peaceful and sanguine socialist days of the 70s and 80s.

Before I forget – sack Shashi Tharoor, Rajiv Shukla and Manish Tiwari first. They chose to put the nation first party next. And don’t be kind to Karthi Chidambaram. He has said that Trump was wrong about India being a dead economy and thereby has contradicted you.

I remain,

Yours Stupidly ever,

Amaruvi

03-08-2025