Thank You Pakistan !

Oh my God, what a grace from you, Pakistan. What a fantastic and timely diversion from regular doses of corruption ?

Thanks my dear friend, Pakistan. You have saved me again from the constant embarrassment of being watched and talked about on my incompetence as PM.

Thanks for diverting the entire media attention from 2G, CWG and Adarsh and the host of other inflation and price rise issues.

Now NDTV and CNN-IBN shall be busy atleast for the next 2 weeks conducting opinion polls on terrorism. Advani and Modi would talk about the blasts and hence the nation shall forget my corrupt govt for a while.

In any case Digvijay Singh would talk about saffron terrorism and keep the flames up for some more time.

‘The Hindu’ would run editorials asking me to conduct talks with Pakistan.

What I was not able to achieve by propping up Anna Hazare and later subdued Anna Hazare by propping up Ramdev and later on led the media with a midnight arrest drama of Ramdev, you have achieved by just 3 blasts.

Wishing you all the best for further such timely helps.

Soniaji conveys her thanks to you as well.

Thanks a million.

With Best Regards

Manmohan Singh
Prime Minister of India ( in all probability ).