Thank you Congress for the banana republic !

Execllent performance !

Great achievements !

Fantastic laurels to the nation !

Again, thank you for the favour done to the nation !

And thanks for what, did you know ?

It is for this comment of the US on democracy in India.

Victoria Nuland, from the US State Dept, said “we count on India to exercise appropriate democratic restraint in the way it deals with peaceful protest” adding, “We support the right of peaceful, non-violent protests around the world.”

The classic case of India being treated as a banana republic based out of Africa.

And this comment is based on India’s proposed handling of Anna Hazare’s fast. And you kept up to the remark as well.

A nation whose President prides himself on Gandhian values and Martin Luther King’s philosophy, has chosen to ‘expect’ India to adhere to democratic handling of a peaceful protest – what a fall India has had to face beause of you, Congress !

How many more lows do you want for India in your insatiable hunger for power ?

You have appointed a President who has had questionable integrity yet pontificates on corruption.

You have a PM who is on “silent mode” for any call and is answerable only to the 2G – SoniaG and RahulG.

You have the power centers ( the 2Gs) always in ‘out of coverage area’.

You have the most incorrigible spokespersons in the lines of Manish Tiwari who vomits that he is told to.

And Digvijay Singh attributes any organ dysfunction of his to the RSS.

The buffoons who masquarade as ministers in the lines of:
Kapil Sibal – the classical zero loss theoritician
Chidambaram – the eternal destroyer, be it finance or home

The unfailing regularity with with scams happen and the alarming frequency with which you receive raps from the Supreme Court for

A. 2G connundrum
B. CWG mess
C. Adarsh imbroglio
D. The Black Money lullabies

And the lacklustre national day speeches by the PM and the President.

And the wisdom with which you allowed Hurriyat separatists to organize protests in Delhi but not Anna Hazare who is not a separatist.

And finally for making me nostalgic about Indira Gandhi by imposing a near emergency.

Great going and all the best for further lows for the nation !

Dr.Kalam, be ready for the 'secular' onslaught !

Recently Abdul Kalam has spoken about Ramanaya, the need to understand when it happened and most importatnly about the ‘Ramar-Sethu’ – the bridge built by Lord Ram etc. He has also eulogized the vedic period,the agricultural and medical practices of those times.

I am afraid Kalam would be taken to task by the ‘secular’ media and the ‘secular’ political parties and the pseudo-secular intellectuals starting from Mr and Mrs Karat, N.Ram, Manishankar Iyer, most importantly Digvijay Singh, the ‘secularist fountainhead’, and ofcourse our stalwart Kapil Sibal who has got the most stupid answer on almost every thing on earth (eg: “The Classical Theory of ‘zero’ loss due to 2G”).

The rationalists from Tamil Nadu would probably not open their mouth considering their current travails but you can expect the mouthpiece Veeramani to shoot his mouth out very soon !

So, Dr.Kalam, be prepared for some ‘secular’ handling by the born again secularists !!

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பண்டைய இந்தியா குறித்து அறிவியலாளர்களும் மொழி அறிஞர்களும் ஆராய்ச்சி நடத்த வேண்டும், குறிப்பாக ராமாயண காலத்தையும் அதனுடன் தொடர்புள்ளதாகக் கூறப்படும் இடங்களையும் எல்லா கோணங்களிலும் ஆராய வேண்டும் என்று முன்னாள் குடியரசுத் தலைவர் அப்துல் கலாம் வலியுறுத்தினார்.

கிறிஸ்து பிறப்பதற்கு 2,000 ஆண்டுகளுக்கு முன்னால் நடந்த நிகழ்ச்சிகளை அறிவியல்பூர்வமாக ஆராய்வது தொடர்பான தேசிய கருத்தரங்கு தில்லியில் சனிக்கிழமை நடந்தது. அதில் அப்துல் கலாம் கலந்துகொண்டு பேசினார்.

“இரண்டாயிரம் ஆண்டுகளுக்கு முன்னால் இந்தியர்கள் எப்படி வாழ்ந்தார்கள், விவசாயம் செய்தார்கள், கால்நடைகளை வளர்த்தார்கள், நகரங்களை நிர்மாணித்தார்கள், கிராம சபைகளை நிர்வகித்தார்கள், அரசுகள் எப்படி செயல்பட்டன, வெளிநாடுகளுடனான தொடர்புகள் எப்படி இருந்தன, உழவுக் கருவிகளையும் போர்க் கருவிகளையும் எப்படி வடித்தார்கள், உலோகவியலை எப்படிக் கற்றார்கள், ஆடைகளை நெய்யவும் சாயம் ஏற்றவும் எப்படி அறிந்தார்கள், வியாபாரத்தை எப்படி நடத்தினார்கள், கவிதைகளையும் காவியங்களையும் எப்படிப் படைத்தார்கள், நோயற்ற வாழ்வு வாழ என்ன விதமான உடல் உழைப்புகளையும் விளையாட்டுகளையும் யோகாசனங்களையும் மேற்கொண்டார்கள் என்றெல்லாம் ஆராய்வது இப்போதைய தலைமுறைக்கும் பலன்களைத் தரும்.

வரலாற்று ஆசிரியர்களும் அறிவியல் அறிஞர்களும் வேத பண்டிதர்களும் கருத்துகளைப் பரிமாறிக்கொள்வதன் மூலம் பலவற்றை நாம் புதிதாகத் தெரிந்துகொள்ள முடியும்.

நான் ராமேஸ்வரத்தில் பிறந்தேன். என்னுடைய ஊர் ராமாயண இதிகாசத்துடன் நெருங்கிய தொடர்பு உள்ளது.

என்னுடைய கண் முன்னே கந்தமானபர்வதம் விரிகிறது. இங்கிருந்துதான் ராமர் இலங்கையைப் பார்த்திருக்கிறார். ராமேஸ்வரத்திலேயே மிகவும் புகழ்பெற்ற இடமான கோதண்டராமர் கோயில் என் கண் முன்னே தோன்றுகிறது. நகரின் மையமான பகுதியில் ராமநாத ஸ்வாமி ஆலயம் இருக்கிறது. சேது பந்தனத்துக்காக ராமர் தன்னுடைய கையாலேயே பிடித்த சிவலிங்கம் இங்கேதான் இருக்கிறது. இந்த இடத்தில் சிவனை வழிபட்டுத்தான் சேதுவை அமைக்கும் வேலையை ஆரம்பிக்கிறார் ராமர். பிறகு வானர சேனையுடன் கடலைக் கடந்து இலங்கையில் நுழைந்து சண்டையிடுகிறார்.

சிறு வயது முதலே எனக்கு ராமாயணக் கதையைக் கேட்பதில் ஆர்வம் அதிகம். ராமர், லட்சுமணர், ஹனுமான், சுக்ரீவன் ஆகியோர் எந்த இடத்திலிருந்து இலங்கை மீது தாக்குதலைத் தொடுத்தனர் என்பதை அறிய நானும் ஆர்வமாக இருக்கிறேன்.

வேதகாலத்தில் இயற்கையோடு இயைந்த வேளாண் சாகுபடி முறைகளைத்தான் நம்முடைய முன்னோர்கள் கடைப்பிடித்தனர். அவற்றை அறிவதன் மூலம் நாம் ஏராளமான பாடங்களைப் படிக்கலாம்.

வேத காலத்தில் மண்ணின் தன்மையைப் பொருத்து நிலங்களை 12 வகைகளாக நம்முடைய முன்னோர்கள் வகுத்துள்ளனர். அவற்றுக்கேற்ற தானியங்களையும் காய்கறிகளையும் கனிகளையும் கிழங்குகளையும் கீரைகளையும் பயிரிட்டுப் பலன் கண்டுள்ளனர். கால்நடை வளர்ப்பில் கை தேர்ந்தவர்களாக இருந்திருக்கின்றனர்.

வேளாண்மைக்கு இயற்கையான முறையில் எரு தயாரித்துப் பயன்படுத்தியுள்ளனர். நிலத்தையும் உயிரினங்களையும் நச்சுப்படுத்தும் ரசாயன உரங்களையும் பூச்சிக்கொல்லிகளையும் அவர்கள் பயன்படுத்தியதே இல்லை.

வேதகால இலக்கியத்திலும் அதற்குப் பிந்தைய இலக்கியங்களிலும் ஏராளமான அறிவியல் கருத்துகள் புதைந்து கிடக்கின்றன.

ராமாயண காலத்தை நாம் அறுதியிட்டு அறிந்து கொள்ளும் வகையில் அன்றைய கோள்களின் இயக்கங்கள் குறித்து வால்மீகி ஏராளமான தகவல்களை அந்தக் காவியத்தில் தந்திருக்கிறார்.

அந்த காலத்தில் இருந்த நாடுகளின் தன்மைகளை, அவற்றின் அமைப்பை, மண் வளத்தை, மக்களின் பழக்க வழக்கங்களை, கலாசாரத்தை மிக அற்புதமாகப் பதிவு செய்திருக்கிறார். அந்தக் கால மன்னர்களின் குல வரிசையையும் கூறியிருக்கிறார்.

அந்தக் கால பருவநிலைகளையும் பருவ நிலைகளில் ஏற்படும் மாற்றங்களையும் நன்றாகவே பதிவு செய்திருக்கிறார்.

ராமாயணத்தில் வரும் குறிப்புகளைக் கொண்டு ஆராய்ந்ததில் ராமாயணம் நிகழ்ந்து சுமார் 7,000 ஆண்டுகள் ஆகியிருக்க வேண்டும் என்ற முடிவுக்கு பல அறிஞர்கள் வந்துள்ளனர்.

வால்மீகி ராமாயணத்தில் தரும் குறிப்புகளின்படியே அதே இடத்தில்தான் ராமர் கட்டிய சேது (பாலம்) இன்றைக்கும் இருக்கிறது. கடந்த 7,000 ஆண்டுகளில் இந்தப் பகுதியில் கடலில் நீர் மட்டம் சுமார் 9 அடிக்கு அதிகரித்துவிட்டதாக அறிவியல் நிபுணர்கள் தெரிவிக்கின்றனர். ராம சேது இன்றைக்கு கடல் மட்டத்துக்கு 9 அடி ஆழத்தில்தான் இருக்கிறது.

பேச்சு வழக்கு எப்போது வந்தது, வால்மீகி ராமாயணம் எப்போது பாடப்பட்டது என்று ஆராய்வது அவசியம்.

நவீன அறிவியல் வளர்ச்சி காரணமாக தொல்லியல் துறையின் ஆராய்ச்சிப் பணிகள் எளிதாகவும் துல்லியமாகவும் உருப்பெற்றுள்ளன.

இந்த மண்ணில் வசிக்கும் நாம் அனைவரும் ஒரே மூதாதையரிடமிருந்து வந்துள்ளோம், நம் அனைவருக்கும் மூலம் ஒன்றுதான். எனவே இந்த ஆய்வுகள் நம்மை மேலும் ஒற்றுமைப்படுத்தி வலுப்படுத்த உதவும்’ என்றார் கலாம்.

Right wing terror, did you say ?

The case of the right wing fanatic shooting down people in Norway seems to have turned the world’s attention to right wing terror – or in other words, terror tactics by the majority population.

The more the governments want to ‘show’ that they encourage ‘multi-culturalism’ the more the right wingers develop.

Simple case in hand : India.

Nehruvian socialism, followed by many govts after him followed by careless pandering to the ‘minorities’ in India had eliminated the majority community from the Congress. Otherwise no body can explain the meteoric rise of the BJP in a span of 2 years.

The concept of ‘secularism’ was and is taken to the extreme that the govts tend to be more anti-majority-religion than the otherway round.

Even now, when Raja accused Chidambaram and the PM for being in the know of the 2G case, and then BJP asked Chidambaram to resign, the latter played the ‘hindu-terror’ card and said that the BJP was opposng him because he was trying to investigate the right wing violencce. Such actions only embolden the right wingers and help in consoidating them.

Addded to that is the left wing academicians that want to do away with anything that is Indian – right from history to medicine. This further alienated the majority community from these ‘secular’ avatars and begin to oppose such gimmics.

If not who can explain the stranglehold that the Shiv Sena has on the masses in Mumbai ? They cater to the wounded feelings of the majority community and thereby win their hearts.

It also seems that during the Gujarat riots after the Godhra rail burning, even middle class hindu house wives ( maamis in our parlance ) came out into the streets with logs in hand to participate. They were not trained to do that. But what was in show was the exhibition of a pent up anger suppressed for many years ( right from the days of the islamic invasions ).

Unless the govts of the day stop playing vote-bank politics and the Prime Ministers stop saying things like ‘Muslims have the first right on the national resources’, there is ample opportunity for the right wing to consolidate. Once this consolidation happens, the governments formed by them would be inimical to the so-called ‘others’.

The ‘seculars’ understand this. Thus they play such divisive cards on the majority like caste politics and regional politics ( case in hand – Tamil Nadu – where candidate selection for elections is purely based on caste and religion however egalitarian and rationalist the parties would want the people to believe them to be ).

‘Inclusive growth’ should not only be there in election manifestoes but also be seen in action to avoid such polarization on religious grounds.

Well, while I might be reviled for this write-up, the fact of the matter is the more the pandering to the minorities, the more the chances for right wing terror to develop. A child plays pranks and throws tantrums mostly to draw attention to itself.

Will we, as a nation, understand this ?

Thanks a lot, Mr.Karunanidhi – Part 1

Really, what a feat !

A fantastic achievement that cannot be repeated in a 100 years to come !

And that needs another Karunanidhi to do that, no body else !

So what is the achievement all about ?

Was it the ability to create and maintain such a multitude of family ?

Was it the insatiable appetite for money that ensured that a ‘naadaswaram’ player from Thiruvarur became a multi-billionaire and in-turn created several multitudes of millionaries in different parts of the state with the only filter condition that the millionaires were members of the extend arms of your own family ?

Was it the innumerable awards that you received as the former chief minister and the final award for receiving the most number of awards from any Tom, Dick and Harry err.. Elavazhagan, Anbazhagan and Tamizh Maaran ( for the sake of Tamil you see ..).

Was it the great mockery that you and your extended family conducted in Coimbatore in the name of ‘Semmozhi Maanaadu’ – the classical tamil conference conducted at a whooping cost of Rs 350 crore ( public money, you see ) out of which only the contractors affiliated to your party stood to gain a lot ?

Was it your ability to completely bury the tamil folk arts by way of conducting ‘Chennai Sangamam’ with the help of an LTTE funded organization and thereby trying to keep Kanimozhi afloat in the murky world of tamil nadu politics ?

Let us look at your achievements one by one and congratulate you on each count for having systematically destroying each ( thanks to you and your group of loyal house-keepers for that !)

Let us start with the world of ‘Rationalist Movement’ erroneously called by different names such as ‘Suya Mariyadhari Iyakkam ( Self Respect Movement ), ‘Samooga Needi Iyakkam’ ( Social Justice Movement ) etc and the numerous other epithets that are normally associated with you.

1. Rationalist Movement :

The so-called ‘Rationalist Movement’ espoused by the so-called ‘Rationalist god-head’ EVR ( Periyar for the masses )was supposed to have been the erradicator of all caste and religious eveils in the state. EVR was supposed to have helped attain equality among all castes and religions. He was supposed to have denounced all god-forms and hence all religions. But the reality is he tried to denounce the hindu gods and the brahmin community. Notwithstanding the merits of his policy, let us lok at how you dismembered his ideals ( if you can call them ideals ).

A. EVR was supposed to have been the ‘Father of Tamils’ ( Thamizhar Thandhai’ ). But the reality is that he belonged to a Kannada speaking warrior community represented called ‘Naiker’. He never renounced his name and signed all cheques and documents as ‘E.V.Ramasamy Naicker’. So much for erradicating caste and religion. You had denounced Lord Ram. But the ‘father of tamils’ held on to ‘Ramasamy’ till his end.

B. EVR, true to his supposed beliefs, never seemed to worship god, hindu god at that. But you made EVR the thirteenth Azhwar ( holy man according to the Vaishnava Sect) by errecting his statue in front of the Sri Rangam temple. By your deed, the hindu pantheon got an ‘Azhwar’ free of cost, in fact at Govt cost and made EVR worship Lord Ranganatha 24×7, all days of the week in the Vaishava Holy land Sri Rangam. ( probably due to this yeoman service, your bete-noire Jayalalitha, a vaishnavite, has recently won her election from Sri Rangam).

C. The more you publicly criticize the hindu gods, the more your family members visit the temples of south india, probably to expiate the sins that you are causing by way of your utterences. Your wife Smt.Dayalu Ammal, your companion Rajathi Ammal, your daughter-in-law Durga Stalin and your daughter Selvi keep visiting temples, in pubic gare, to pray for your party’s victory. What an achievement Sir ji. The more they visit the temples, the more their accompanying artists vist them and thus the temple priests ( the abnoxious brahmin community that is responsible for the dravidian down fall !! ) stands to gain by way of temple / plate offerings.

D. Your God EVR had said that God ( read hindu God as per the classical rationalist theory of Erode ) never existed. He further espoused that those who propogate God were barbarians. Hence you decided to increase the barbarian population and brought in a law allowing people of all castes to become ‘Archakar’ or priest thereby making EVR turn in his grave. Thanks for that service. Not only have the barbarian population increased but also those following those barbarians such as your family members who visit temples have increased.

E. Have you noticed that your family members have been visiting temples and performing yagas and homams at temples such as Kalahasthi, Thirunallaru, Madurai and Ramanathapuram only. These temples have only brahmin priests ? Why not ask them to alteast visit those temples where non-brahmins are priests ? Why don’t they visit the village temples of deities such as Ayyanaar, Muneeswaran, Mariyamma etc ? Thanks for making them visit only brahmin-priested temples thereby closing the rationalistic coffin of EVR.

F. Again thanks for declaring time and again that the DMK was not a ‘Sankara Matam’ where successors are annointed by the prevailing Swamijis. You are right. In the ‘Sankara Matams’ there can only be one successor. But in the DMK, the state has been divided into many fiefdoms with each family member being incharge of each.

– to be continued –

Thank You Pakistan !

Oh my God, what a grace from you, Pakistan. What a fantastic and timely diversion from regular doses of corruption ?

Thanks my dear friend, Pakistan. You have saved me again from the constant embarrassment of being watched and talked about on my incompetence as PM.

Thanks for diverting the entire media attention from 2G, CWG and Adarsh and the host of other inflation and price rise issues.

Now NDTV and CNN-IBN shall be busy atleast for the next 2 weeks conducting opinion polls on terrorism. Advani and Modi would talk about the blasts and hence the nation shall forget my corrupt govt for a while.

In any case Digvijay Singh would talk about saffron terrorism and keep the flames up for some more time.

‘The Hindu’ would run editorials asking me to conduct talks with Pakistan.

What I was not able to achieve by propping up Anna Hazare and later subdued Anna Hazare by propping up Ramdev and later on led the media with a midnight arrest drama of Ramdev, you have achieved by just 3 blasts.

Wishing you all the best for further such timely helps.

Soniaji conveys her thanks to you as well.

Thanks a million.

With Best Regards

Manmohan Singh
Prime Minister of India ( in all probability ).

Learn while you earn ..

We might have heard about earning while learning. But here is a girl who tries to learn while earning.

Probably the child thinks that the Chief Minister is too busy working for the welfare of his family, the ‘Pattaali’ party is busy looking after its own ‘Koottalis’, and therefore let me take care of myself as well as my family by trying to learn while earning for a living repairing shoes.

No, the below people are not laughing at the fate of the girl above. They know that the girl cannot vote yet. Hence they are safe. They are laughing amongst themselves that the girl’s parents and the millions of other people who have sold their voting rights to them for a pittance.

Prime Minister who ??

Dear Mr. Prime Minister,

I hope you wouldn’t mind me calling you thus. I came to know from Wikipedia that you are the Prime Minister of India and thus enlightenment dawned on me that my nation has one.

Prime Ministers are supposed to be the most prime of the ministers that rule the country. The last time that I came across one was  Mr.Vajpayee as I distinctly remember my nation being made proud by his announcement that India had blasted three atomic weapons. The next time was when he brought in the visionary ‘Golden Quadrilaeral’ project. Since then I have not had the opportunity to know that I had a Prime Minister as I have not been able to see anything progressive happening in the country at the behest of yourseld that would make an ordinary citizen proud of.

Well, not wishing to dwell too much on the previous PM, let me quickly revert back to your tenure.

I would like to remember something from your tenure. Apologies for stating this, but the only things that crop up as soon as I think of your tenure are the following :

1. Natwar Singh episode and the kickbacks from the ‘Oil for Money’ programme of Saddam husseing government. Your then external affairs minister was getting money from another government. Well, getting money from another government was nothing new for your party and I very well know that.

2. H.R.Bharadwaj, the then Law Minister giving a clearance to the Bank of England to de-freeze the accounts of Quattorchchi, the friend of Sonia. And immediately Quattorochchi withrew all his money – needless to say that the money was the bofors kickbacks money. I distinctly remember your statement then that an innocent person should not be troubled too much. These happened even when the CBI had a red corner notice against Quattotochchi. And immediately after that statement of yours, the CBI closed the case. 

3. The shoddy treatment meted out to Dr.Abdul Kalam, the then outgoing President and your backing of the current President despite all the cases pending against her and the RBI’s Liquidation notice to her bank.

4. The eqally shoddy treatment meted out to the former Chief Election Commissioner’s recommendation regarding Mr.Navin Chawla. Even before the President had an opportunity to go through the report from the former CEC, your law minister said that the recommendation would be rejected. And all tall talk of constitutional propriety ?

5. Your cabinet ministers speak out of turn in every given opportunity while at the same time speaking ill about another ministry – recent examples being Jairam Ramesh chiding the Infrastructure ministry and Infrastrucure minister Kamal Nath ridiculing Montek Singh Ahluwalia of the Planning Commission.

6. Your Agriculture Minister Sharad Pawar has all the time in the world to look after BCCI and IPL that he doesn’t have the time to concentrate on rising prices and decreasing agricultural produce. Yet he continues to be your Agriculture Minister.

You have been blamed of inaction in every sphere be it th rising prices, the Kashmir conundrum, the Maoist menace, the China issue et al.

Wait a minute. Do you know that there is a state called Arunachal Pradesh that is supposed to be an integral part of India ? Do you know that China considers it her own integral part ? Are you aware that China does not issue visas to enter China for the Indian bureaucrats from Arunachal because it treats the people of Arunachal to be their own citizens  and therefore issues only stapled visas that are not endoresed in the passport ? Have you made atleast one statement on this ?

Additionally for the people of Kashmir ( Indian part), China does not issue visas endorsed in the passport and it just issues a stapled visa. Are you aware of this at all? I have been waitng for the last 6 years to hear from you on this.

Can you issue stapled visa to people from Tibet thus making a stand on the Tibet issue? Probably you would need to ask Sonia who in any case wouldn’t know anything at all as she considers Italy her home even now.

The last person to acknowledge that China is a real threat to India was George Fernandes. Have you atleast understood the magnitude of the problem ?

Despite my best efforts, I am not able to remember any other positive achievement of yours during the 6 years that you have been in office so far.

I have explicitly refrained from writing about the CWG, Adarsh and 2G scams as enough has already been written and said about them. And it is too depressing to write only about scams and let-downs on the part of the government.

What bothers me, as a concerned citizen, is your spectacular stiff upper lip on all these. You have not spoken on any of the scams at all. Either your ministerial colleagues have said something ( I am restraining myself from using expletives here as I still have some sense of honour left for the office of the PM ) or your coalition partners have conjured-up some verbage neither of which has helped soothe my highly tensed nerves.

Neither do you exercise control on who your ministerial colleagues are nor do you seem to have control about what your ministers say.

The Radia tapes don’t even mention your name in any ministerial allocation exercise. As a citizen partially literate about the ‘ it is the Prime Minister’s prerogative to choose his minister’ kind of constitutional stuff, I am constrained to ask this question : Do you realize that you are the Prime Minister of this country and the constitutional obligation to follow and uphold the constitution of the nation ?

Any ordinary worker would have quit his position / job if he would have found that he would not be able to perform his duties due to interferences etc. Are you aware that you too have that option ?

I am not as academically qualified or as intellctually bent as you are. Hence I would request you to correct me if I would have attributed anything above that should not have been attributed to you.

But I  have a confession to make. When you had assumed power in 2004, I had seen that your academic qualifications had all the permutations and combinations of the English alphabet. I had a hope that under such an academic personality, India would scale new heights in many positive aspects. But after six years of your two consecutive terms,  the only sphere in which India seems to have scored high is in corruption – corruption of un-imaginable proportions. What a fantastic feat !

In any case I have a great admiration for you. That is because of the following: When the 2G episode was unfolding itself and the Supreme Court was making you look like a school boy who had failed in all subjects yet appeared in the First-Rank list, there was this party conference of yours where Sonia was making a scathing attack on corruption. You remained stoic and calm and composed while I would have burst out in laughter on hearing what Sonia had said. Your ability to control the un-controllable laughter amidst such a hilarious joke is certainly a quality that I would want to emulate.

I don’t expect to get a reply for this letter. Probably you would be too busy covering the tracks on 2G along with Kapil Sibal.

Wishing you a happy republic day when I expect to hear another version of the Presidential Speech of last year – equally lacking in lustre and equally boring as your Independence Day speeches.

I remain,

In eternal wait for a PM of action,

A concerned Citizen of India.

2g – JPC Report

Date : 15-Aug-2015.

 

And finally the JPC happened in 2015 for the 2g scam by which time many more scams for 3g,4g and many other gs have happened that made the 2g one pale in significance and magnitude.

Here are the transcripts of the 2g JPC sessions. For ease of use, the question is listed with the responses from the different stake holders. The stakeholders are to be referred as per the legend below.

 

Sonia (G1)
Rahul (G2)
A.Raja ( err Rasa in line with Tamil culture )
MK ( needs no explanation )
Kani ( also does not need any explanation)
Nira Radia ( NR )
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What do you think of 2g scam ?
G1 : Well, the RSS is a fundamentalist organization that needs to be banned.
G2: I agree with the question. Once Kamaraj rule is attained, the RSS needs to be banned.
MK : I agree with the question in full. This question is against ‘social justice’.
Kani : The ‘leader'( read MK ) will decide on the answer.
Rasa : I can answer only when I am on the phone and that too only with Nira Radia.
NR : The issue can be sorted out with Mukesh and Tata. I am having a lunch with them this afternoon.

What do you understand by 1,76,000 Crore ?
G1 : That is the number of times the RSS has committed communal disturbance in the last 50 years.
G2: This is the number of huts in Bihar that I need to visit to partake of the porridge prior to the next election.
MK : You are asking me this number because I don’t wear a thread on my body. This is what Anna fought for.
Kani : The number of times I would have spoken to NR.
Rasa : Looks like some ISD telephone number. I will any ways consult with NR on this.
NR : I will talk to Barkha Dutt today and get a clarification issued on that.

Why did the 2g scam happen ?
G1 : I want to emphasize that we need to fight the RSS evil tooth and nail.
G2: We will fight corruption tooth and nail.
MK : Because of Jayalalitha and the brahmanical newspapers. That is what EVR Periyar fought against,
Kani : Did it ever happen ? I didn’t ask NR to do this at all in my phone talks with her.
Rasa : Looks like Dayanidhi Maaran is behind this. I will any ways consult with NR on this.
NR : No problem. I will talk to Vir Sanghvi and Ratan Tata today and get a clarification issued on that.

How can such a scam be avoided in future ?
G1 : Once the RSS is banned this will not happen. That is what Indiraji told me as soon as I became her ‘bahu’.
G2: Once Narendra Modi’s govt is disodged from gujarat, such scams can be avoided.
MK : Go and ask ‘Ammaiyar’ Jayalalitha. You don’t want a ‘shudra’ govt in the state. Anna told me this many times.
Kani : Just allot the Voltas Lands to Rajaathi Amma ( my mother ) and such things will never happen.
Rasa : As long as we follow the BJP govt’s policies, this will happen. Shall speak to NR on this.
NR : I will talk to Hillary Clinton today and get a clarification issued as soon as Obama wakes up.

Why did the Auditor General write such a scathing report ?
G1 : I did not appoint the CAG as I had appointed Pratiba and Navin Chawla. That is my mistake. See there are no problems with Pratiba Patil and Chawla.
G2: I smell the RSS being behind this. We need to ban both the CAG as well as the RSS.
MK : CAG has only 90% reservation. Had we followed EVR and Anna’s teachings, CAG would not have written this report.
Kani : You need to ask Dayanidhi about this. Also Alagiri would help in this question.
Rasa : Let me talk to NR and find out why.
NR : I will find from Nicholss Sarcozy today and get a clarification issued on that. I am meeting him tonight.

I am sorry you have not answered any of the questions. Can you tell me why ?
G1 : I suspect you are an RSS member yourself. Hence you, the JPC, needs to be banned along with the RSS.
G2: We need to bring inner party democracy to our party. This I have already told the US Ambassador 2 years ago.
MK : Anna and EVR did not bring me up to aswer your questions. I am answerable only to Anna and EVR.
Kani : I have already answered many calls from Nira Radia. What more do you want me to do ?
Rasa : Because Sunil Mittal of Airtel was against my appointment as Telecom Minister. I will speak to ‘Leader’ about this.
NR : Has not Barkha answered all the questions ? I will speak to Putin and David Cameroon to answer the questions. I am meeting them for breakfast tomorrow.
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And the nation gets ready for another JPC inquiry, this time in the 5g scam and the story continues…

A billion idiots and counting..

An idiot is an idiot irrespective of nationality. And I am proud to declare that I am one such.
Mark Twain once said “In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards”.
So once we are educated in our system of education that uses the school’s blackboard, we know where we are headed. Not to mention the NCERT and the Tamil Nadu govt history text books that talk about the “Indian History” that never paints Aurangazeb in bad light and where there is no mention of his vandalizing the temples. Likewise the TN govt text books that contain material that eulogize Periyar, Annadurai and MK, not necessarily in the same order, while their ‘achievements’ are questionable.
What you can expect in future are some topics on Raja and Kanimozhi and some “poets” like Vaali and Vairamuthu singing the glory of the pair ( no pun intended ).
Well, what has ‘idiots; got to do with the pair ? Well, let us go over.
Some legend here about some legendary figures :
  • G1- Sonia (G)- the precursor to 2G.
  • G2- Rahul (G) – the progeny of G1.
  • Kani – the poetess, temptress from the south
  • Raja – needs no legend as he is already one
  • MMS – the de jure prime minister ( note that India has a Prime Minister still )
  • MK – the only guardian of Tamil Culture who runs a govt writing screen plays for tamil films

Having come across some ‘legends’, we know that iare either born in India or they are made in Indian schools. In case you are not an idiot by birth, you are made into one once you read the history books taught in schools. Otherwise how can one believe the following :

  1. MMS is the ‘cleanest’ PM that the country has ever had, thus say the ‘elite’ english papers, this despite the fact that he tolerated a scam-boss in his ministry for more than 4 years. One of the records that he has set is that he has made the nation proud by being the leader of the government that has indulged in the largest scam in the world, so far.
  2. The 2Gs ( Sonia-G and Rahul-G ) remain unscathed in the scams so far and are hailed for what ever the reason.
  3. The 2Gs are not responsible for the Bihar debacle when the congress has won just 4 out of 220 seats. The party has decided that the party itself had been weak in Bihar and that they have to start from the scracth. Thus, if any victory in any part of the country occurs for the Congress, paenas for the 2Gs for their remarkable leadership but no responsibility in case there is a debacle.
  4. Rahul (G2) is more patriotic and ‘secular’ and therefore he has absolved Lakshar-e-Toiba to the US Ambassador.
  5. Rahul (G2) is the most secular human being available in India as he has expressed fears about the Hindu Terror Organizations ( read ‘saffron terror’ as that is the buzz word now-a-days) after the Mumbai attacks.
  6. Kani is a poetess par excellence ( as often eulogized by Vaali and Vairamuthu ) despite the fact that she has stoped writing long back and only talks to Radia and Radio either backing Raja or opposing Dayanidhi.
  7. The whole world does not know of the relationship between Kani and Raja despite the duo blushing about each other to the Radio ( err.. Radia ).
  8. Raja is the only culpable person in the whole 2G loot and the DMK has no relations what so ever.
  9. MK is still sensible and is fit enough to be a Chief Minister and therefore is seen either going to Delhi in a wheel-chair or is seen accepting awards for writing dialogues for un-seeable films that bomb in the box-office even during the first show.
  10. Raja is being hounded by the media only because he is a dalit and therefore , P.J.Thomas, the tainted Chief Vigilance Commissioner of India, is also being hounded by the Supreme Court just because he happens to be a Christian. Hence the Supreme Court is racist / aryan / communal etc.
  11. Ratan Tata and therefore the Tata group are honourable despite the Radio’s ( err Radia’s) escapades.
  12. Ratan Tata is an honourable person despite the fact that he speaks about the party dress that Radio Radia would wear to a party hosted by Ratan.
  13. Azhagiri is an educated person who has the ability to talk ( not to metion the language ).
  14. Vir Sanghvi and Barkha Dutt are the most secular faces of the media and they can keep espousing on morality and justice to gullible public.
  15. The BJP is above all corruption. Yeddyurappa need not resign despite the dubious land deals that get published daily.
  16. The victory for the NDA in Bihar is because of Nitish Kumar and thus not because of the BJP while the victory for the BJP in Gujarat is because of the polarization on communal lines by Narendra Modi and not because of his govt’s achievements. This is secularism for the un-initiated.
  17. EVR is the erstwhile head of the Tamil dravidian family and he brought back the glory to Tamil despite the fact that his mother tongue was Kannada and he had remarked about Tamil to be the language of the barbarians.
  18. MK spends considerable amount of time in ‘governing’ the state of Tamil Nadu ( a functional anarchy at that ) and he does this feat by writing unpalatable dialogues to un-seeable films.
  19. Kani and her mother ( don’t know a parliamentary word to define her relationship with MK ) are doing social work with VOLTAS that too in the cause of the Sri Lankan tamils.
  20. Fr. Jagath Casper Raj’s association with Kani ( or is it the other way around ) is only platonic and they have devoted their lives to the cause of Tamil folk arts and Sri Lankan tamils.

We have to believe in all the above and be ‘patriotic’ and ‘dravidian’ ( both being mutually exclusive terms ) all at the same time.
In case one doesn’t believe in the above, he is supposed to be an ‘aryan’ by birth ( as per MK theory of racial orientation ) and can be classified as one of the following :

  1. Mount Road Mahavishnu
  2. Person with a thread across his body
  3. Both 1 and 2.